Sassy Thizz?

This plant is illegal.
Our government: "You can't chew the sassafrass root and make root beer with it like everyone used to, instead buy a pill from some shady dude with a backpack and then we'll really bust you."

I blame the governing bodies for whatever terrible afflictions our young people are doomed for if they continue to abuse MDMA(ecstacy). Why not let the kid drink a sassafrass soda, and tell him it'll get him high? Put a little vitamin B12 in there, make it nutritious at the same time. Make it cool, pay your rappers to rap about it. "Sassafrass gave me so much ass, cured my raspy throat
an its more fun than coke.."

The overbearing parent thing really doesn't work. Obviously...